landorus:

*dead but still has a boner*

(Source: kelvinbenjamin, via encourage)

Sad and lonely

A tragic novel, by Joshua Gould

zany-macaronic:

My mum tells my sister that she’s stunning and has beautiful hair/eyes/figure at least once a day and I get “oh you look ok today”

If it’s any consolation, I think you’re gorgeous… 

Obviously it’s not the same

But I hope it still counts for a little

slussy:

Frankenstein enters into a body building competition and finds he has seriously misunderstood the objective

(via crystallized-teardrops)

I’d really like some apple pie

and I’d appreciate it if someone could bring me some as soon as possible.

keyser-soze-98:

freckledemma:

Japanese text book

THIS IS SO PERFECT

keyser-soze-98:

freckledemma:

Japanese text book

THIS IS SO PERFECT

(Source: freckled-facade, via guy)

katelynpossible:

tbh there are literally only like three people in the world who i can hang out with for more than four or five hours without wanting to strangle them

(Source: ruffnutthorston, via encourage)

katelynpossible:

tbh there are literally only like three people in the world who i can hang out with for more than four or five hours without wanting to strangle them

(Source: ruffnutthorston, via encourage)